I am almost positive i'm not the only one that doesn't like to wake up. It is the worst feeling I can think of! You feel like you just came back from the dead (and you look like it too!) For me, I have to sleep with my dog on my bed. It might not seem all that bad, but I would say otherwise. Here are some reasons...
1. I have a TWIN SIZED bed
2. My dog is medium sized or a smaller big dog (she is a fat toy poodle)
3. She has night terrors, she seriously has to move around and make noise until I wake her up
4. She barks at EVERYONE that walks into the room, closes a door, walks down a hallway, etc.
5. I ALWAYS wake up with her butt right next to my face
6. When I barely wake up she decides it's a good idea to lick the inside of my ear
So as you can see... MY DOG SUCKS! She is super adorable and fat, I love the damn dog! (You are all very welcome for me not telling you the stuff she eats/chews up.
1. I have a TWIN SIZED bed
2. My dog is medium sized or a smaller big dog (she is a fat toy poodle)
3. She has night terrors, she seriously has to move around and make noise until I wake her up
4. She barks at EVERYONE that walks into the room, closes a door, walks down a hallway, etc.
5. I ALWAYS wake up with her butt right next to my face
6. When I barely wake up she decides it's a good idea to lick the inside of my ear
So as you can see... MY DOG SUCKS! She is super adorable and fat, I love the damn dog! (You are all very welcome for me not telling you the stuff she eats/chews up.
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