When dumb asses, over religious people, ass hats, etc. Ask me out on a bad day, I can give a worse response than "no." So for further ado....
these are the ways I reject people that I don't like on a bad day:
1. When over religious people ask me out, I say this "sorry according to your standards, i'm the spawn of Satan... bye, nice talk!" Or when I don't have time I just say, "sorry i'm the spawn of Satan."
2. When dumb asses ask me out I just plainly say "i'm looking for someone with more intellect, sorry." After I say that, I prey that they don't understand the word intellect, so it doesn't hurt as much as it could have
3. When jerks (or as I like to call ass hats) ask me out I say something along the lines of "I don't date people meaner than me.... And as you can tell i'm pretty mean."
4. Then when people that I just don't want to go out with (usually on the internet,) I say anything close to this, "i'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you. There are so many other girls out there!"
I all else fails, I just point out the things that people usually don't like in significant others. Things like how I look, my quote on quote colorful vocabulary, not wanting to EVER have kids (and if I do I WILL adopt,) how I want to own more than one cat someday, etc.
Good luck everyone ~Oaktree out!
these are the ways I reject people that I don't like on a bad day:
1. When over religious people ask me out, I say this "sorry according to your standards, i'm the spawn of Satan... bye, nice talk!" Or when I don't have time I just say, "sorry i'm the spawn of Satan."
2. When dumb asses ask me out I just plainly say "i'm looking for someone with more intellect, sorry." After I say that, I prey that they don't understand the word intellect, so it doesn't hurt as much as it could have
3. When jerks (or as I like to call ass hats) ask me out I say something along the lines of "I don't date people meaner than me.... And as you can tell i'm pretty mean."
4. Then when people that I just don't want to go out with (usually on the internet,) I say anything close to this, "i'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you. There are so many other girls out there!"
I all else fails, I just point out the things that people usually don't like in significant others. Things like how I look, my quote on quote colorful vocabulary, not wanting to EVER have kids (and if I do I WILL adopt,) how I want to own more than one cat someday, etc.
Good luck everyone ~Oaktree out!
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