Smashing My Nose Into a Pole.
A couple months ago me and my (now ex) boyfriend went to this brand new, fancy park! Within the first 5 minuets I was already being dumb. I thought "If he can climb up that slide with weird rollers on it, I can too"... without paying any attention to low pole at the top. So I climbed up there really fast, and as I'm getting up when I'm finished.... BONK! I'm shocked sitting there like a retarded whale I say "ow." My mouth is bleeding my nose is bleeding, I don't have a bruise though #Flawless! My boyfriend is done staring, so we go to the library for Wifi to call my mum. She comes to pick us up, and I proceed to laugh my ass off.
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