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How I Reject People

When dumb asses, over religious people, ass hats, etc. Ask me out on a bad day, I can give a worse response than "no." So for further ado....

these are the ways I reject people that I don't like on a bad day:

1. When over religious people ask me out, I say this "sorry according to your standards, i'm the spawn of         Satan... bye, nice talk!" Or when I don't have time I just say, "sorry i'm the spawn of Satan."
2. When dumb asses ask me out I just plainly say "i'm looking for someone with more intellect, sorry." After        I say that, I prey that they don't understand the word intellect, so it doesn't hurt as much as it could have
3. When jerks (or as I like to call ass hats) ask me out I say something along the lines of "I don't date people      meaner than me.... And as you can tell i'm pretty mean."
4. Then when people that I just don't want to go out with (usually on the internet,) I say anything close to this,      "i'm sorry, I just don't want to go out with you. There are so many other girls out there!"

I all else fails, I just point out the things that people usually don't like in significant others. Things like how I look, my quote on quote colorful vocabulary, not wanting to EVER have kids (and if I do I WILL adopt,) how I want to own more than one cat someday, etc.

Good luck everyone ~Oaktree out!

Baking Brownies (FAIL)

My brother and I decided that we should bake some gluten free brownies (my brother has silly acts disease.) Anyways it ended up dry, stuck to the pan, filled with eggshells and hair, etc. I of course ended up with almost half the bowl of brownie mix stuff stuck in my hair! So of course I had to take a shower, after straightening my hair for an hour! Now it's back to its frizzy lion mane state, and the pan we put the brownies in is in the trash from all the trauma it went through. (also we couldn't get the brownies off of it.)

My Motto

My motto's are a very important part of my life.

I say these:

1.To live life to the fullest
2.I wasn't born to impress anyone
3.To do what makes ME happy and ME proud
4.To always try my best to be compassionate
5.Not to change myself to attract others
6.Not to listen to people saying "no you can't"
7.To encourage others
8.Always be proud of my imperfections that make me different
9.Be unapologetic of who I am

Depression

Depression, is very common. Studies have shown that it is more common these days. This is a information post so people can be more aware of depression and suicide, so they can stop there peers from committing suicide. Suicide is a serious matter, if you are noticing any of these things in your self. Please seek professional help. If you are noticing people that strongly show these signs, please talk to them about it, and alert an adult/supervisor.

Depression (de-pres-sion) ~a condition of general emotion dejection and withdrawal; sadness greater and                                                more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason

Suicide (su-i-cide) ~the act or the instance of intentionally killing oneself

350 million plus people are diagnosed with depression, that is around 5% of the human population.

Women are MORE likely to be diagnosed with depression than men.

16 million plus U.S. adults have a had 1 or more major depressive episode (2012)

You have to have a depressed mood for at LEAST 2 weeks, to have an ACTUAL diagnoses of depression and you also need these four changes in functioning
1.sleep or eating disorders
2.lack of energy or concentration
3.problems with self image
4.thoughts of suicide

Brain chemistry, hormones, genetics etc. May play a role in depression.

Suicide warning signs:

1.Talking about suicide-- anything from suicide to self harm things like "I wish I hadn't been born"
2.Seeking out lethal means-- trying to get access to guns, pills, knives, etc. (anything that can be used in a suicide attempt
3.Preoccupation with death-- focus on death, dying, violence, drawing/writing about death
4.No hope for the future-- feeling helpless, the believing that nothing will get better, "no way out"
5.Self loathing/self hatred-- feeling like a burden, having guilt, shame etc. saying things like "everyone would be better off without me
6.Getting affairs in order-- creating a will, giving away prized possessions, etc.
7.Saying goodbye-- unusual/unexpected visits or calls to family and friends, saying goodbye as if they won't see them again
8. Withdrawing from others-- staying away from family or friends, wanting to be left alone, increase in social isolation
9.Self-destructive behavior-- increase in drug/alcohol, reckless driving, unnecessary risks almost like they have a "death wish"
10. A sudden sense of calm-- sudden happiness or calmness after extreme depression can mean the person in question has made plans for suicide.

FALSE: people who talk about suicide won't do it
FALSE: anyone who tries to kill themselves is crazy
FALSE: if a person is determined to kill them selves they can't be stopped
FALSE: people that committed suicide where unwilling to seek help
FALSE: talking about suicide will give someone the idea to do it

TRUE:  suicide can cause a domino affect, that pushes others into depression and suicidal thoughts


Info from Healthline.com, and helpguide.org

The Best Definition of Love

Urban Dictionary: love

Horror Movies Summer List

This summer I watched several Horror Movies/Thrillers. I don't get scared easily, so I didn't have any effects like nightmares, jumping, shaking, screaming, etc. So this is a list of the movies that where just entertaining and fun for me to watch.

(This list is a favorites list of the horror/thriller movies I have seen so far 1 is the best)

5. The Blare Witch Project
4. The Ring
3. The Village
2. Jurassic World
1. The Sixth Sense

I highly recommend all of these movies! M. Night Shyamalan and Steven Spiellberg are probably my favorite directors though when it comes to Horror/Thriller movies!

Winning Free Food

Today me and my long time friend and I won free food at Little Ceasers. There was a thing where if you got the black ball with the Little Ceasers emblem on it it... YOU WIN FREE BREAD STICKS!!!!

We doubted the awesome powers (and probability of getting) the black ball, but we won food anyways.

We now worship the little black bouncy ball as our Little Ceasers god!

(Even though I am part of the Church of Our Lady Of Perpetual Exemption made possible by Mega Reverent CEO John Oliver.... PRAISE B)


If you just got that reference, I shall love you forever. XD

My New Friend (short)

If you are like me, you don't get new friends that often. Either because you are too bad ass, against the norm, or awkward (like me.)

Anyways, I was at gym. Talking with my friend BlueIcedTeaDrawz (<her tumblr user name.) My new friend is like, her BEST friend! He is gay af just like her, and partially me.

All we did was talk about Ellen Degenorious and Tyler Oakly being our gay Queens (Tyler is QUEEN guys... QUEEN!)    

Thank you!

Thank you all so much for 100+ page views! It is such an honor! To celebrate 100+ views, I will be open for suggestions! From life stories, q&a, serious business pt 2, etc! The choice is up to the audience!

                  ~Oaktree out!

How to Deal with Assholes :)

Today in science class, I had a nice talk with a homophobic bastered! He said it was wrong, gross, and 'a choice.' So I said people are born that way, you little asshole, I wish I just said "LISTEN HERE BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO YOUR SCIENCE YOU BITCHEN CHICKEN CLUCK CLUCK!!!!!" I didn't say that though...

Anyways I said "people are born that way, asshole"
So he retorted with a "YOU ARE EVIL YOU SAID THE A-S-S WORDDD, GIRLS CAN'T SAY THAT WORD!!"
I replied with the classic "what you going to do, throw a bible at me?"
He looked shocked and offended so he said "well at least I'm not goth like you, you are wearing all black today! You draw like Satan is your art teacher! What is that a dead bunny, and what's that someone bleeding from the eyes!??!??!!!"
I just blandly stated this "you can label me whatever you want, just remember I don't care."

Then he just returned with the whole, gay people are bad and girls can't do stuff conversation! Saying things like Lesbians are gross, who is the guy in the relationship! Girls can't fish!

He was saying all of that to me, a bisexual, feminist, who enjoys wearing black and, drawing mutilated people.

Complaining About One of my Dogs

I am almost positive i'm not the only one that doesn't like to wake up. It is the worst feeling I can think of! You feel like you just came back from the dead (and you look like it too!) For me, I have to sleep with my dog on my bed. It might not seem all that bad, but I would say otherwise. Here are some reasons...

1. I have a TWIN SIZED bed

2. My dog is medium sized or a smaller big dog (she is a fat toy poodle)

3. She has night terrors, she seriously has to move around and make noise until I wake her up

4. She barks at EVERYONE that walks into the room, closes a door, walks down a hallway, etc.

5. I ALWAYS wake up with her butt right next to my face

6. When I barely wake up she decides it's a good idea to lick the inside of my ear

So as you can see... MY DOG SUCKS! She is super adorable and fat, I love the damn dog! (You are all very welcome for me not telling you the stuff she eats/chews up.

The Festival

There is nothing like going to a festival to celebrate your culture! The weird smells, danger of being trampled, lost children, possible food poisoning, and outrageous prices! To sweeten the deal, today I'm out sick! It might be all that fudge I ate after the festival... it might even be the cold meat and lukewarm Macaroni Salad. Rest assured I'm VERY sick, and that's why I'm being rebellious and writing a blog during school hours!

GASP      :0

~Blubberfish out      <that's my new official seel... your welcome

Having a Crush

Having a crush can LITERALLY crush you! And that's why I avoid that concept at all costs. Because last time I had an unsuccessful crush, he laughed at my face. The struggle AND the trauma is real #Firstworldproblems. I fell on my face the other day... and the same guy I used to have a crush on popped out of nowhere and laughed at my face! Sometimes crushes can sense your weakest points... AND LAUGH AT YOUR FACE!!!!!!

My Pet Fish

When I was about seven... I had a pet fish. And it was boring, but one day I had the best idea EVER! That idea was to take Nemo the 2nd out of his bowl and play dress up. I was the smartest kid in the world and though that EVERYTHING breathes air! So I took him out of the bowl and put one of my Barbie dresses on him, as he struggled to breath and flopped around. Thankfully that's when my mother walked in, and said 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????????' And I looked up and said "i'm playing with my friend." That was the day that Nemo the 2nd lived to tell the tale... and then died a few months later...

END (repressed memory: 1)

Suggestions???

Please comment down below for ANY suggestions! I am not always an awkwardly creative person soooo....... Just think of this as a free be and stuff. So ask away!

Past Memory: 2 Crack is Wack

I'm in the writing mood today.... so... LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!

When I was three years old, my mom took me to the doctors office. And the first thing I said when the doctor asked me how I was doing I said "Crack is Wack!" I didn't know what that meant, but I did know that it made my mom laugh at home. And now more than a decade later, everyone still remembers the little girl that said "Crack is Wack." I will be tormented with that for the rest of my life.

Past Memory: 1 The Pole

Introducing "past memories," I will just find a story from my past when nothing exiting happens! Why? Because I'm lazy AF.

Smashing My Nose Into a Pole.

A couple months ago me and my (now ex) boyfriend went to this brand new, fancy park! Within the first 5 minuets I was already being dumb. I thought "If he can climb up that slide with weird rollers on it, I can too"... without paying any attention to low pole at the top. So I climbed up there really fast, and as I'm getting up when I'm finished.... BONK! I'm shocked sitting there like a retarded whale I say "ow." My mouth is bleeding my nose is bleeding, I don't have a bruise though #Flawless! My boyfriend is done staring, so we go to the library for Wifi to call my mum. She comes to pick us up, and I proceed to laugh my ass off.

Don't You Just Hate it When... (Swearing Included)

Some Jackass makes a rumor that your a druggie??? Well I sure do :)!

There I was innocently sitting in class... then the Jackass entered the room (I can't use names because the Internet is serious business.) He sat right in front of me for the beginning of class, then turned to me and said "you need to stop doing drugs Katie" this got everyone to turn and look at me. I said "I have never been around drugs my ENTIRE life!" Then he retorted with the classic "I saw you do Anthrax in the field at lunch today, then I saw you smoking Weed in the bathroom." So I went with the plain "What the fuck are you talking about, bitch?" He proceeded to give me his devilish grin and said I was lying, that's when I was being very mature and said "If you saw me in the bathroom, that means that you where in the girls bathroom."

Serious Business

In this post I will write all of the random things that have come to my head lately... enjoy the weirdness.



Hot Dogs in Peanut Butter???

Blubberfish... a fat whale mixed with a fat blob fish, it has a blowhole that shoots out dry cereal.

Emergency tiara, meant for mental breakdowns. The emergency tiara is kept inside a bullet proof glass case, to unlock it you must say smiles.

Just add water friend! We have all heard of just add water food, plants, water beds, etc. but what if we make one with artificial intelligence for all the lonely potato's out there.

Tooth paste breakfast???

An actual Cookie Cat from Steven Universe???

Normal, fact or fiction???

Does my gym teacher (who is a woman) have a mustache????????????? I don't think I will ever know...

And finally best for last...
What do the creepy creepers that creep creepily around eat for breakfast?