9 MORE DAYS!!!!!!
Sexy Halloween costumes... I mean, I guess I get it. Some ladies want to walk around all night in lingerie in the cold! But that doesn't mean that all of us do, we have made almost EVERYTHING sexy from lady bugs to Big Bird! We are going a bit overboard in my opinion. I even took the liberty to write a song parody about them...
I walk into the store and this is what I see
A sexy girl scout costume staring right at me
I'm disappointed and I know it
Yes if you search "sexy girl scout costume," all of your faith in humanity is disintegrated. I hope I'm not the only one that wants to go in a full body suit Chewbacca costume. Why? Because I don't want to shave my legs and/or freeze to death (and I have at least a little shame.)
Sexy Halloween costumes... I mean, I guess I get it. Some ladies want to walk around all night in lingerie in the cold! But that doesn't mean that all of us do, we have made almost EVERYTHING sexy from lady bugs to Big Bird! We are going a bit overboard in my opinion. I even took the liberty to write a song parody about them...
I walk into the store and this is what I see
A sexy girl scout costume staring right at me
I'm disappointed and I know it
Yes if you search "sexy girl scout costume," all of your faith in humanity is disintegrated. I hope I'm not the only one that wants to go in a full body suit Chewbacca costume. Why? Because I don't want to shave my legs and/or freeze to death (and I have at least a little shame.)
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