Halloweenie Countdown 8 Days: The Prank

8 MORE DAYSSSSS!!!!


     Today I'm going to tell you about a prank that my family is pulling this year... Onion apples! First I need to set the scene though.

     In my current neighborhood, we have this thing called Booing. Someone prints out two "you've been booed" papers, and proceeds to make/buy a treat and leave it at two doorsteps anonymously. Then the person who receives it has to put the "you've been booed" paper in their window and print out two more and do the same thing.

     This year my parents and I are making union apples for people as a prank, we wrap it up all pretty like a candies apple and wait for them to bite into them and find out it's an onion.

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Halloweenie Count Down 9 Days: Sexy Halloween Costumes

9 MORE DAYS!!!!!!


     Sexy Halloween costumes... I mean, I guess I get it. Some ladies want to walk around all night in lingerie in the cold! But that doesn't mean that all of us do, we have made almost EVERYTHING sexy from lady bugs to Big Bird! We are going a bit overboard in my opinion. I even took the liberty to write a song parody about them...

I walk into the store and this is what I see
A sexy girl scout costume staring right at me
I'm disappointed and I know it

Yes if you search "sexy girl scout costume," all of your faith in humanity is disintegrated. I hope I'm not the only one that wants to go in a full body suit Chewbacca costume. Why? Because I don't want to shave my legs and/or freeze to death (and I have at least a little shame.)

Halloweenie Countdown 10 More Days: Bad Treat/Candies that Ruined Halloween

10 MORE DAYS!!!

Anyways, let's talk about bad treats/candies that I (or someone I know) have gotten on Halloween. These either upset me or my parents when I was little.

1. A Crazy Christian Anti Halloween comic pant flit that was titled "what happens when you sin" and I remember everything in it! Two teenage boys were walking down a street on Halloween. One of them said "hey lets go to that haunted house that everyone says is super cool!" The other one wasn't allowed to go there, but went anyways. So of course one thing led to another and he got hit by a car and was tortured in hell. I was eight when I got it... it scared the living shiz out of me!!!

2. Toothpaste

3. bag of baby carrots

4. box of raisins

5. skittles with tape on the packet

6. sunflower seeds

7. an orange


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update/announcement

I know, it's been a while. I just have been busy with school, and nothing exiting has happened lately, also (insert excuse here.)
      Anyways, I have an exciting announcement for this blog! I will be making the official "My Awkward Life Halloweenie countdown," you probably were expecting something better... but this is all. I will be talking about the following...

1.  Sexy Halloween costumes
2.  Bad candy (or things that aren't even candy)
3.  Pranks
4.  Haunted houses

And much, much more!!!

See ya soon fellow Halloweenies! (or awkwardlings, idk)

My Thoughts On: Funeral Viewings

In my honest opinion, funeral viewings/wakes are disgusting... Before you flip out and start screaming at me with a key board! I want you to think about the following things.

1. You go into a room with a dead body (that doesn't bother me the most)

2. That dead body is someone you knew and cared for in your life, and you are expected to look at it, or           even talk to it.
3. Having that 'last look' costs so much for being so traumatic and gross.

4. When I went to my grandmother's funeral, I still remember seeing that open casket and flipping the hell out     followed by crying! Even though I was twelve, I still don't think I was ready to see THAT

Thank you for listening to my rants on open casket funerals! I went to some dark places.......

                ~Oaktree out!

My Old Comedy Account

So I looked back and found my old Prezi account that I used to make funny slide shows. Then suddenly I was hit with an idea... WHY NOT SHARE IT TO THE WORLD!!!!!! Here is my prezi info so you can see my early work as a baby noob!

Prezi.com

Comedyfail

I have around 13 posts, they are all well made... and kind of funny! So ya, you can take a looksie and see how much of an awkward fail I was, and still am!

The Lock-Down

Today my school had an actual lock down, and nobody believed our principle! I was in gym, and when the announcement went on, we couldn't even hear it. You know why? Dumb asses were too busy running around and yelling! So all we could hear were the words 'Lock Down.' No one took the principle seriously and decided to talk, move around, sing, and tap the floor! Our gym teacher didn't even put us in the locker room, SO YOU COULD SEE US THROUGH THE WINDOWS ON THE DOORS!!!!! Seriously she kept on yelling at us and telling us to take a nap! She has no idea what to do during a lock down!

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