Saturday, August 29, 2015

The Terrors of School

Hi, my name is oaktreeokami, and I am here to educate you about one of the most awkward, hormonal, terrifying, death deifying places on earth.... Jr. High School. You think you are doing just fine.... until... SNAP! You have spooked one the wild teenage girls and filled them with insecurity! Avoid eye contact at all costs! Oh no, it's too late already she had already noticed you from the beginning! She will then start to gather her friends and/or evil followers, and stampede you!! After that you will be left with your own insecurity, but the choice is yours... will you stampede someone? Will you rot in a corner? Will you fight the wild hybrid teenage girl warthog thing? Or will you talk to someone about it??? Choose wisely, because sometimes your choice can come back and bite you in the ass.

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