Fishing...

I went fishing with my dad on something called "daddy daughter time." We cheated and went to an actual trout farm, and caught seven fish. Needless to say dinner shall have NO disappointment. On the down side, I got my hair stuck in a hook twelve times, got it stuck inside one of my fishes mouths once, and to top it all off I got fish guts stuck in there too. I still love fishing though, and I still won't chop off my hair anytime soon.

The Terrors of School

Hi, my name is oaktreeokami, and I am here to educate you about one of the most awkward, hormonal, terrifying, death deifying places on earth.... Jr. High School. You think you are doing just fine.... until... SNAP! You have spooked one the wild teenage girls and filled them with insecurity! Avoid eye contact at all costs! Oh no, it's too late already she had already noticed you from the beginning! She will then start to gather her friends and/or evil followers, and stampede you!! After that you will be left with your own insecurity, but the choice is yours... will you stampede someone? Will you rot in a corner? Will you fight the wild hybrid teenage girl warthog thing? Or will you talk to someone about it??? Choose wisely, because sometimes your choice can come back and bite you in the ass.

The Great Toilet Papering

Last night me and my friends decided... hey... lets go toilet paper a house. So we got a bunch of toilet paper and shaving cream, and that's the night we all became full fledged ass-holes. we toilet papered every tree the porch and their car, then we put shaving cream smiley faces on all of the bushes. The person we toilet papered was known for being a first class jerk.
On the way back to my house on our skateboards my friend was flipping out, and then proceeded to fall off of his skateboard and land on his face. Now that I look back at what I did last night, I only need to say one thing... #Noregrets.