Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Dear Donald Trump (Dear Blank ep. 1)

Dear Donald Trump,

Why must everything be (and I quote) "HUGEEE?" Does that matter? If so, why aren't your hands huge? I mean, your ego is already pretty huge if I do say so my self, but, that's it!


Dear Donald Trump,

Do you realize that you're constantly making the duck-face? You make that face every time that you yell, and you yell a lot! I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you started that entire trend. Sure the duck-face you pull is usually an open mouthed display of yelling as you bare your dentures at everyone that dares to look.


Dear Donald Trump,

If you read this will you try to sue me for embarrassing you?


Dear Donald Trump,

Did you know that the color orange isn't actually a natural skin tone for a human? It's just a natural skin tone for an orange. So what i'm trying to say, is that you look like a healthy orange, congratulations.

Blog Series Announcement!

I have decided to start a new series on my blog, it's called Dear (Blank!) It's where I make letters laced with satire comedy to different people, whether it's a fictional character or a real person!

I will post one, and if it goes well and you guys like them, then the series shall live!

~Kat

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Toxic Family

My father abandoned his family yesterday, he scheduled a trip to leave on Easter to take care of 'business' without letting my mother know. He switched to another flight and left last night, I thought I would be fine but this is the last straw. He has hurt everyone around him for the last time.

He isn't the same man that raised me, over the past 14 months he has changed into a time bomb. He snaps at my mom whenever she gives him advice, and instead seeks advice in his children. I don't miss him, I miss who he was.

For the past 14 months it's been like living on a battle ground, the paper thin walls in my house couldn't shelter anyone from hearing my parents fight, you had to be careful about what you talked about because that could set someone off, and there was always the fear of my father leaving for good. I know that if I were able to leave for a little while I wouldn't look back. Because my family is officially toxic.  
 
The reason I'm putting this on my blog is because it helps me.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Suggestions?

I have little to no creativity... So why not leave it to the public to decide what I write! I may regret this later, but until the sudden and horrifying realization of what I just did smacks me in the face, what are your ideas? Yes pretend i'm talking to you and only you! Even though i'm not...

Anyways to cut the story short, if you have an idea for what I should write next, comment? Or something I don't know.

Realization

Yesterday was the fateful day that I realized that I live vicariously through random people on the internet. It can be a YouTube channel, a Tumblr page, you name it! I'm so young, and I have already wasted my life in several aspects. Instead of going outside, i'm alone in my dark room eating trail mix and looking at pictures on Google Images!

This might be a serious problem, but, to be honest, after this i'm most likely going to check my Tumblr and eat more trail mix. I am a creature of habit, and if I stop I might die like some sort of shark that lives off of trail mix and Wifi.


Another child left behind

The Social Life


Over the past few months, my social life has become anything but interaction with other human beings. Sure I might talk to the elusive person that isn't my family member every once and a while, but that is either because of school projects or running into someone in the hall. My social life is slowly becoming more... diverse??? Maybe this list will explain it...


Things my social life now consists of:

  • My dog
  • Solitaire
  • Netflix
  • The fridge
  • My bed
  • Strange Buzzfeed articles
  • A plastic skull that I named Billy
  • Various art supplies
  • School work
  • Random existential crises
  • Looking for pictures in my ceiling
  • Counting the tiles on my bathroom floor
  • Making fun of weird fan fiction
  • Making fun of myself
  • Pretending that I have enough money to
  • Pretending that I have enough money to 
  • look at online shops
  • Pretending that I have enough money to  go to comic con 2016

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Feminism (the Actual Meaning)

Lately I have noticed that feminism is now in a way looked down upon.

Feminism is NOT about female being more equal to males. It is about both genders having equal rights. 

For example:

•both genders being able to go to school 
•women being payed as much as men
•men being able to work as nurses and seamstresses
•both male and female genders both having the same social expectations and treatment
•men wearing dresses and women wearing pants when ever they please 

There can be 'extreme' feminists, there can be 'mild' feminists, there can be feminists of all genders, etc.

If you need to look up the definition of feminism don't look it up at sites like Urban Dictionary. You will only get opinions instead of definitions.

~Oaktree